Startups
A Unified Theory of VC Suckage
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Startups
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Venture capital incentives push funds to grow large, make oversized bets, and demand high valuations. Those economics drive slow decisions, intrusive control, and exits that often hurt founders and startups.
VC behavior follows from fund economics, not personality
2% management fees push funds huge, forcing giant bets that warp incentives
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2% annual management fees push VC funds to become huge
The fee structure itself drives fund size upward
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Huge funds force each partner to place multi-million-dollar bets
One person can manage only a few deals at once
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Large required bets make VCs behave badly
INDEX
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Slow decision-making, because each choice carries huge stakes
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Invasive due diligence, partners become paranoid at millions per deal
003
Secret-sharing with competitors to gather information
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Demanding board seats and replacing CEOs to monitor closely
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Controlling founders when too much money is at risk
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Oversized VC rounds often hurt startups
Companies spend to match the money rather than actual needs
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Many startups given huge rounds hire armies of people who sit around having meetings
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Google could absorb enormous VC funding because crawling the Web required many servers and bandwidth
Most startups lack such capital-intensive needs
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A startup can theoretically bank excess cash and stay frugal, but large funding makes that hard in practice
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High valuations narrow exit options, forcing founders into IPO or bust
Investors at an $8 million pre-money can block a $15 million sale
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Bubble-era companies were pushed toward IPOs by VCs whose high entry valuations left no other exit
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In 1997, a competitor raised
$20M
while Viaweb had spent only $2M total
Staying lean let Viaweb sell to Yahoo for $50M, delighting everyone
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Top funds like those of Mike Moritz and John Doerr can behave better because they get first pick of deals
If a fund is not among the very top firms, its structure pushes it toward being the bad guy
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